2nd Episode: The SS (Sunshine Salad)

On a sunny Thursday afternoon Larissle and I went of to St Andrews’ infamous golf course… THE OLD COURSE. Our objective was to convince some golfers to chase Ms Pedal Blossom Rainbow Sunshine Flower Oliver around the golf course, which obviously didn’t work. Here are some excuses that I got;

“I don’t speak English” in English..

Or everyone’s favorite… the analytical excuse.

“Sorry I can’t because I’m playing with my mother in law and her brother, who have problems breathing so I need to look after them or suffer the mss wrath and you know how women can be! I wouldn’t like to be in that position, you know? So yeah… I want to but I can’t, because I gotta win this game to pay for the fancy clothes I bought but will probably never aware again s… hm yeah ……” . You know a simple No would of sufficed.

ANYHOW

After a while we grew tired of constantly hitting our foreheads into brick wall. When Larissle told me to go bash my head some more  -What difference does it make, my forehead is already numb anyway-. I approached the guy when  2 things surprised me, firstly he spoke understandable English! -unlike the other golfers that sounded like … ahem- , and secondly he accepted! BOOM the brick wall collapsed. Heroic Josh took on the painful task of chasing Ms Pedal Blossom Rainbow Sunshine Flower Oliver (Yes this name is Almost identical to Jamie Oliver’s youngest daughter) around the golf course.

NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW!

PS: We’re looking for volunteers for our next show if interested contact us at: overtheborderandintothekitchen@gmail.com. Requirements; -Live in St Andrews; Be free on Friday afternoon (from 2pm onwards)

1st Post

Ladies and Gents,

Let me welcome you to Over the Border and into Kitchen‘s wordpress page. Although I don’t exactly remember how the show started, I’ll do my best to make something up that is as close to the truth as possible. I’ve got a reputation for saying random things that at times can sound very wrong in certain contexts/situations thus causing the listener to laugh, to go ‘WTF’ or simply to get upset. As a result we decided to put my mouth into good use (see what I did there?) and created the cooking show! And now I present to you Over the Border and into the Kitchen episode 1: Sausages.

Stay tuned for our next episode coming soon!

Yours truly

Chef Pedro